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May b m being 2 childish in sum way, but when I say "I luv u" it really mean it.

I feel greatly sorry about misunderstanding between us, to tell me that it's still not 2 late n pls give me another chance.

My life is mine but my heart I give 2 u

I'll still a loving n caring 4 u like b4, nothing will ever change, I luv u

You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee.

Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly!

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds

A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances

I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding

I can't imagine life without you.

When in love, lemon is sweet. when out of love even sugarcane become sour.

I am the man so I will do what I said. Drop all your interest in me.

I have hurt you so badly. You will meet somebody a hundred time better than me.

Your sadness is also my sadness.

Don't dump me for another girl.

At first we hated each other but we ended up getting married.

I am happy that you send message every night.

Nothing can prevent me from loving you.

Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

All computers wait at the same speed.

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

Monday is one seventh of your life!

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains

Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.


The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

Getting another boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes!

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.

People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot

One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?

I m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.Chicken started singing & dancing :" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA "

Passwords r like underwear: change them often

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus willbe activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobilewill be disabled, unless you are ugly.

life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes allthings beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinkingcoffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast, do uthink its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE meansS=sendM=meO=oneK=kool SMSE=everydaySo plz feel free to Smoke. request u 2 b a Chain Smoker. gud day.....

Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!