Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new
Showing posts with label Interesting SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interesting SMS. Show all posts
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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Real anarchists play chess without kings.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Real anarchists play chess without kings.
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Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
Monday is one seventh of your life!
Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
Monday is one seventh of your life!
Interesting sms
Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.
There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
Interesting SMS
It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.
The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
Getting another boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes!
The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
Getting another boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes!
We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.
The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
Monday, October 22, 2007
Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille.
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille.
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
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