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when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot

One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?

I m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.Chicken started singing & dancing :" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA "

Passwords r like underwear: change them often

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus willbe activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobilewill be disabled, unless you are ugly.

life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes allthings beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinkingcoffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast, do uthink its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE meansS=sendM=meO=oneK=kool SMSE=everydaySo plz feel free to Smoke. request u 2 b a Chain Smoker. gud day.....

Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave melight. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPSTUBELIGHT !
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, thetiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meetinghasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.When u laugh, I laugh.When u hurt me, I hurt.When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u! ;)

1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times
2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee...

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, acar is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Roses are red, voilets are blue,donkeys like u, are kept in zoo.

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U laugh i lauf .. U jump out of thewindow ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has ONLY 365days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year,which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather isvery hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (manis a social animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festivalholidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3days. 10. Movies and fun

Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.

God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the manhave never taken rest.

I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohhhooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=<

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small peopletalk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

Sincere apology: If you don’t like any of my SMS &Don t like to read,Or if my mss disturb you. Then please don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW YOUR MOBILE OUT !!

A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mental use their thumb to read sms. Don't change your finger, its too late.

"Shut Up''' S=surprises for you. H=happiness for you. U=unlimited love for you. T=true passion for you. U=U alwayz in my mind P=praying for you. So again..Shut Up......

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C.. Sir asked to give example for it. .Student said, sir i love u and u love your daughter. it means i love your daughter..

If u save thismessage, it means i mCUTEif u edit this, i m stillCUTEif u fwd this , yourspreading that i amCUTEif u erase this, yourjealous of me coz i amCUTE

We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven,before i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!

If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.If I was an author, u would be my story.But I am sorry I am only aCartoonist....!!!

Never kiss a police woman coz she'll say, "stop! Hands up" Never kiss a nurse coz she'll say, "next please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she'll say, "Good! now repeat it 5 time"

Breaking News: Now call charges will be charged according to your brain size, smallerthe size cheaper will be the call rates.Congratulation, you can make free CALLS!!!

eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u,mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u,legs 2 kick u if u forget me.

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental,10% senti and 90% mental.

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... Towhat? You die.

An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant's parents r against theirmarriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"

College : A place where papa pays beta plays.

Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.

Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.

Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

I want 2 take u for a romantic dinnersit by candle lightshower u with flowersand say those 3 magical words"PAY THE BILL", my dear.

K!SS is the Key of L0V3L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGEMARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDRENCHILDREN r the Problem of manSo STOP K!SS!NG&SAVE MAN

A man on his wife's birthday, he had no money so in the morning we wrote a a cheque write 100 kisses. In the evening his wife back home and than said thank "I get the cheque from the bank manager"

Love is blind that why I use hand.

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .