when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot
One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
I m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.Chicken started singing & dancing :" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA "
Passwords r like underwear: change them often
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
Passwords r like underwear: change them often
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.
I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.
Sun or moon
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus willbe activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobilewill be disabled, unless you are ugly.
life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
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A:About 45 pounds!!
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life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
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