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You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee.

Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly!

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds

A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances

I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding

I can't imagine life without you.

When in love, lemon is sweet. when out of love even sugarcane become sour.

I am the man so I will do what I said. Drop all your interest in me.

I have hurt you so badly. You will meet somebody a hundred time better than me.

Your sadness is also my sadness.

Don't dump me for another girl.

At first we hated each other but we ended up getting married.

I am happy that you send message every night.

Nothing can prevent me from loving you.