when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot
One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
I m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.Chicken started singing & dancing :" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA "
Passwords r like underwear: change them often
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
Passwords r like underwear: change them often
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.
I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.
Sun or moon
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus willbe activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobilewill be disabled, unless you are ugly.
life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
A:About 45 pounds!!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus willbe activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobilewill be disabled, unless you are ugly.
life without u is impossible.. u r my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking about oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes allthings beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinkingcoffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinkingcoffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast, do uthink its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE meansS=sendM=meO=oneK=kool SMSE=everydaySo plz feel free to Smoke. request u 2 b a Chain Smoker. gud day.....
Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast, do uthink its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE meansS=sendM=meO=oneK=kool SMSE=everydaySo plz feel free to Smoke. request u 2 b a Chain Smoker. gud day.....
Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave melight. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPSTUBELIGHT !
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, thetiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meetinghasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, thetiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meetinghasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.When u laugh, I laugh.When u hurt me, I hurt.When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u! ;)
1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times
2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee...
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, acar is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Roses are red, voilets are blue,donkeys like u, are kept in zoo.
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U laugh i lauf .. U jump out of thewindow ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!
1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times
2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee...
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, acar is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Roses are red, voilets are blue,donkeys like u, are kept in zoo.
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U laugh i lauf .. U jump out of thewindow ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!
Student fail
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has ONLY 365days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year,which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather isvery hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (manis a social animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festivalholidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3days. 10. Movies and fun
Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.
God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the manhave never taken rest.
I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohhhooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=<
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small peopletalk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
Ans.: life boy.
God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the manhave never taken rest.
I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohhhooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=<
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small peopletalk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
Sincere apology: If you don’t like any of my SMS &Don t like to read,Or if my mss disturb you. Then please don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW YOUR MOBILE OUT !!
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mental use their thumb to read sms. Don't change your finger, its too late.
"Shut Up''' S=surprises for you. H=happiness for you. U=unlimited love for you. T=true passion for you. U=U alwayz in my mind P=praying for you. So again..Shut Up......
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C.. Sir asked to give example for it. .Student said, sir i love u and u love your daughter. it means i love your daughter..
If u save thismessage, it means i mCUTEif u edit this, i m stillCUTEif u fwd this , yourspreading that i amCUTEif u erase this, yourjealous of me coz i amCUTE
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mental use their thumb to read sms. Don't change your finger, its too late.
"Shut Up''' S=surprises for you. H=happiness for you. U=unlimited love for you. T=true passion for you. U=U alwayz in my mind P=praying for you. So again..Shut Up......
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C.. Sir asked to give example for it. .Student said, sir i love u and u love your daughter. it means i love your daughter..
If u save thismessage, it means i mCUTEif u edit this, i m stillCUTEif u fwd this , yourspreading that i amCUTEif u erase this, yourjealous of me coz i amCUTE
We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven,before i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!
If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.If I was an author, u would be my story.But I am sorry I am only aCartoonist....!!!
Never kiss a police woman coz she'll say, "stop! Hands up" Never kiss a nurse coz she'll say, "next please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she'll say, "Good! now repeat it 5 time"
Breaking News: Now call charges will be charged according to your brain size, smallerthe size cheaper will be the call rates.Congratulation, you can make free CALLS!!!
If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.If I was an author, u would be my story.But I am sorry I am only aCartoonist....!!!
Never kiss a police woman coz she'll say, "stop! Hands up" Never kiss a nurse coz she'll say, "next please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she'll say, "Good! now repeat it 5 time"
Breaking News: Now call charges will be charged according to your brain size, smallerthe size cheaper will be the call rates.Congratulation, you can make free CALLS!!!
eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u,mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u,legs 2 kick u if u forget me.
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental,10% senti and 90% mental.
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... Towhat? You die.
An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant's parents r against theirmarriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental,10% senti and 90% mental.
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... Towhat? You die.
An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant's parents r against theirmarriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"
love is heatwhich is very sweetlove is incompletetill 2 lips meet.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I knowthis is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I knowthis is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Funny Definitions
College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
I want 2 take u for a romantic dinnersit by candle lightshower u with flowersand say those 3 magical words"PAY THE BILL", my dear.
K!SS is the Key of L0V3L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGEMARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDRENCHILDREN r the Problem of manSo STOP K!SS!NG&SAVE MAN
K!SS is the Key of L0V3L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGEMARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDRENCHILDREN r the Problem of manSo STOP K!SS!NG&SAVE MAN
Cheque100 kisses
A man on his wife's birthday, he had no money so in the morning we wrote a a cheque write 100 kisses. In the evening his wife back home and than said thank "I get the cheque from the bank manager"
Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille.
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille.
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends. Friends are forever.
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends. Friends are forever.
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is forever
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is forever
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love is the slowest form of suicide.
Love is like a war easy to start but hard to end.
Love is the killing machine that Romeo and Juliet died.
Who can stop love? Even the stony limite can't hold love.
No matter how far you are, my love is like a burnig fuel.
Love is the slowest form of suicide.
Love is like a war easy to start but hard to end.
Love is the killing machine that Romeo and Juliet died.
Who can stop love? Even the stony limite can't hold love.
No matter how far you are, my love is like a burnig fuel.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more than ever.
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
The world is so wide. my heart is so hard, feeling so say, i miss you so much my dear
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Now my heart so hurt, my eyes are so hot, my tear almost jump out, you really make a fire in my heart.
You never know how hard i try but finally i got nothing.
Now my heart so hurt, my eyes are so hot, my tear almost jump out, you really make a fire in my heart.
You never know how hard i try but finally i got nothing.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
More SMS for your friend
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
SMS for your friend
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for asecond without u, if u r not there i am dead.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!
Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .
Wana know if ur cousin is intrested in u? when she is in kitchen slap at her back. if she smiles then congratulation. if looks back Angrily than shout BAJI DAR GAYEE
Its too hard to lose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 95% loving, 90% talanted & 100% friendly & Thats me ! what a waste of life if u lose me.
She was beautiful. I looked into her eyes. Touched her back. she looked at me. I opened her legs. Hold her breasts-this was my first time...-when i milked a cow
i'm pink & hard take me in your mouth "now" suck me hard and swollow my sweet juice until i go soft !!!!!derty mind.... "CHEWING GUM".
IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH"
Friend Mean F-ull of dreams R-eady 4 adventure I-nstinctively happy E-njoying the sweetness of life N-ever giving up D-ancing to a different drum.
==> ITS NOT AN ACHIEVMENT TO MAKE THOUSAND FRIENDS IN A YEAR BUT AN ACHIEVMENT IS MAKE A FRIEND FOR THOUSAND YEARS.
RULES 2 BE HAPPY:1>free ur heart frm hatred 2>free ur mind frm worry 3>live simple 4>expect less 5>give more 6>always smile 7>have a good COMPANY like Me.
Really, deeply wish that u r here with me in my room, on my bed & light r off & we get under the cover together... 2 show u my..new watch that glow in the dark.
Eik interview main anchor nay actress se pucha aap subha uth kar kia karti hain? os nai jawab dia main apnaa ghar jati hoon
If u had a wish to born in your eyes and die on your lips, but if you were my tears, i would never cry, in fear of losing you
a computer Analysist married with 18 years old girl next day journalists asked the girl. How was ur last night? She replied politely & sadly. It was MICRO and SOFT
Each time i miss u, a star fall down from the sky, So if u looked up at the sky andfound it dark with no stars, itz all ur fault, u made me miss u.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Some says i have car its name TOYOTA some says i have cycle its name HONDA some says i have cycle its name ???.
Some says i have car its name TOYOTA some says i have cycle its name HONDA some says i have cycle its name ???.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbedroses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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