Monday, October 22, 2007
Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

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